Chicago Classic 2010 Update #2

This is a convention hotel, as I mentioned.So guess what OTHER convention is going on here?

A bondage convention. Bondage, as in S&M.

EEEEEWWWW!!! eeewww EEEWWWWW.

Most of them are in black – Darth Vader vampire icky witches things with one blood red rose in stringy hair, creepy guys with pointed hairdo’s …

EEEEWWW.

Nobody’s pretty. They’re noticeably ugly in fact. A lot of them are obese.

Last night around 4am I’m walking to the elevator and way down the hall in the dim light is a nurse coming toward me. I didn’t know yet about the Bondage Convention. I’m tired, not paying full attention. But after she walked (waddled, I should say, she was enormous) by I took several steps then stopped in my tracks, confused, and turned around to watch her thinking “Gee. That’s strange.  Wonder why she’s wearing 6″ shiny white patent-leather platform heels.  Her skirt. That skirt is a little short. And that tiny, shiny white pocketbook dangling on her arm. Something is not quite right with this nurse. What is wrong with this picture? Oh well you’re tired. You’ll figure it out later.”

Then the guy in the elevator asks me “Hey are you a swinger?”

WHAT?!? I say, WHAT? NO. NO!

“There’s a Swingers party going on downstairs.”

Yeah okay I mumble, turning my back to him and staring intently out the glass.

“No really, there’s a Swingers Convention downstairs in the side ballroom.”

Really? I say, Are you serious? Oh my gawd you’re kidding! Really? what’s going ON down there?

“Oh, just a lot of f-ing.”

No kidding. That is exactly what he said.

Jordan says he was in the elevator today and a woman was twitching and jumping and vibrating all over the place. Jordan figured she was maybe part of the wheelchair convention and maybe happened to not be in her wheelchair at the moment (some wheelchair people are still here).  But then this other guy in the elevator says “What are you jumping around about? Looks like you’re all hepped up.” Jordan’s thinking whoa now that was pretty rude, poor girl probably has some condition or something.

Then the girl answers “Oooh I am SO excited! I just took an Advanced Bondage class!  And I can barely stand it! I’m going up to my room to try some stuff!”

Gawd.

Oh yeah, and JJ finals have been posted.

Allstar:

Byron

Carlos

Jason Marker

Kyle Patel

Solomon

1st Alt Bryan Jordan

2nd Alt Oscar

Amanda Warren

Angie

Colleen McDonald

Sheli Schroeder

Stacy Cramer

1st Alt Jeanne DeGeyter

2nd Alt Rebecca Ludwick

Advanced

Brian Wong

Carpio

Chris Gardner

Chris Lo

Chris Van Houten

Kris Sweringen

(they like Chris’s here in Chicago)

Gary Thomas

Gilbert

Jeffrey Munsen

Michael DeFranco

Mike Konkel

1st Alt Arthur Uspensky

2nd Alt Will Shaver

Alisa

Cindy Dionne

Dallas

Dawn Lara

Julie Epplett

Lori

Megan Montana

Melissa’s Rollins and Spencer

Shelly Saxena

Susan Brown

1st Alt Lara Deni

2nd Alt Kim Blume

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Love Liza

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